Oliver can’t imagine Bernadette being called anything else,

but Bernadette doesn’t think she can be summed up in one word.

Bernadette really loves Oliver’s music, but Oliver hates qualifiers.

And Dan… well, he’s great at talking about cats.

Thrust into a world where speech is limited, the poignancy,

power,and particularisation of language are revealed,

as this couple asks themselves if they will ever

truly know each other the way they did before.


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Metra Theatre presents

Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons

By Sam Steiner


Directed by Tanya Roberts

Performed by André Larnyoh an Helena Whitfield


Set and lighting design by Jelmer Tuinstra

Vocal coaching by Nicola Collett

Music by Burch Scribbles


With special thanks to Applecart Arts and London South Bank University

Commissioned and first produced by Walrus